my day: 5 Hour Energy Shot.

Big mistake. 

So, my husband works nights. That means he goes to work at 9 p.m. and he comes home in the wee hours of the morning. Usually anywhere from 5:30 a.m. to 6:30 a.m. Now, the problem is that I don't hit the sack till about 2 a.m., so I don't wake up till 12 in the afternoon. Despite this, my husband and I came to the agreement that he will watch the baby for me till I wake up. With that being, he doesn't go to sleep till 12 in the afternoon and wakes at 8 p.m. to get ready for work. 

So, putting that little explanation out the way, onto the topic. 

While Andres was on his lunch break at 1 a.m., I called and told him that he had to stay up because we had errands to do today. I told him, "Andres, you have to stay up - even if you need to take a 5 Hour Energy Shot." 

He's taken one before, but only while he needed it at work. Well, never again.

He was speaking a mile a minute in the backseat of the car! Here's just one of our conversations:

"Hey. Hey, babe. You know that thing they had at Astroworld? That thing where you fly through the sky? You know what I'm talking about, babe? That thing where you'd go real high in the sky? Babe, it was Astroworld. Babe, are you listening?"

"Yes, Andres. Bungee jumping."

"No, it wasn't bungee jumping. It was through the sky not up and down. Bungee jumping is where you go way the hell down and the other one, the one I'm talking about it's where you go through it. It's not that crazy ass bungee jumping."

"It is, same place."

"No you go from point one to point b." 

I take a glance in  the rearview mirror to question what he just said. 

"Or point a to point b. Whatever. You know what I'm talking about? It was at Astroworld. Where you go whoosh through the sky. It's-"

"YES, Andres, ok, I know. What about it?"

"I would never do that."

I almost pulled the car over. Blegh.

Forty minutes later, he's knocked out in the backseat with the baby crying for some affection. The absolute last time I ask Andres to take one of those 5 Hour Energy Shots. 

Last time, he fell asleep with the baby next to him mid-videogame.